DISCLAIMER: This was requested by my friend
, who also gave me the list of the ten characters and helped me write it. Anything messed up that occurs in this meme is
HER fault!
RULES:---------------------------
1. Please don't look ahead. It will be funnier for all of us if you don't actually READ the questions.
2. Please put a link in the comments section and link back to
Silverripple3. There is no rule #3, I just like the number.
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PICK TEN CHARACTERS:1. Vader
2. Anakin
3. Admiral Piett
4.
(aka ME!)
5. Luke
6. Obi-Wan
7. Muren (My Star Wars OC)
8. Leia
9. Nine (
's Sona)
10. Spiney (aka
herself!)
1. 3 volunteers to go first. Why?Because the rest of are too scared to pick up the bottle!
2. The bottle spins to 4. What is 3's reaction?Me: Oh jeez...
Spiney: NO FAIR!
Me: Come on, it's just game!
*very quick kiss*
Spiney: Grrr...
3. 8 goes next. Who do they hope the bottle spins to?Leia: Why couldn't Han have come played with us?
4. 5 goes next, and the bottle lands on 7. Does anyone throw a hissy fit?Spiney: NO FAIR! YOU LUCKY LITTLE--
Anakin: YOU'RE 15 YEARS OLDER THAN HIM!
Leia: WHAT DAD SAID!
Vader: Yes, what he--um, I said.
Obi-Wan: Oh, this is so messed up...
Nine: BLEGH!
Muren: It's a freaking GAME!
Me: Guys, calm down...
*very quick kiss*
Luke: *slightly flustered* Okay, who's next?
5. 6 is up next. Who would be most annoyed if the bottle landed on them?Vader: Don't. You. Dare.
6. OH NO!! The bottle lands on them! What is the angry one's reaction?Vader: *force choking Obi-Wan*
Muren and myself: *trying to pull Obi-Wan free*
Spiney and Nine: *trying to make Vader let go*
*Vader releases Obi-Wan, who gasps for breath*
Me: Okay! No kiss! Next turn!
7. Now that that's over, who goes next? Why?Anakin: Well, I'm bored *spins and keeps it spinning with the Force*
Muren: Master, that's cheating!
Anakin: So? Padme's not here, and she's the only one I really want to kiss.
Muren: Good point.
8. Well, that was interesting. 10 spins, and the bottle points to one character's pet. WHAT HAPPENS?*bottle points at R2-D2*
Me: Well that was unexpected...
Spiney: Why does it have to be a pet? Why couldn't it have landed on Vader?
*slightly awkward silence as she goes to kiss R2-D2*
Anakin: You're a lot younger than me, you know...
Luke: You're closer to MY age
Spiney: Oh shut up!
9. Okay, then...... Now it's 2's turn. The bottle points to 3. Now what?Me: *throws my hands into the air* IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A GOOD MATCH, WHY ARE WE EVEN PLAYING!?!?
Spiney: Because I wanted to!
Anakin: Let's just get this over with.
*very quick kiss*
Piett: All right, who's next?
10. All right, then. 7 is up. The bottle lands on who but 5. Is anyone angry now?Spiney: I AM DONE! I AM DONE!
Muren: Ya know what? I'm not putting up with this again.
Luke: Me neither.
Me: Next person!
11. Niiiice. Now 9, who has yet to go or be landed on, must spin. Looking around, they realize that 8 and 2 are both asleep, for whatever reason. What diabolical plan do they come up with?DISCLAIMER: Spiney told me what to post for this one, I am in no way responsible for the awkwardness that is about to ensue.Nine: *grabs Anakin and shoves his face in Vader's face*
Vader: WHAT!? *pushes Anakin away*
Anakin: *suddenly waking up* WHAT THE HELL?!
Muren, Luke, just-awakened Leia, and myself: EEW!
Me: And I thought Leia kissing Luke was bad...
Spiney: Muwahahahahaha!!!
12. Too bad. The bottle lands on 1. Is 9 upset?NO SHE'S NOT!
Nine: But... *rather than kissing, she hugs Vader tightly and doesn't let go*
Vader: *looks down at Nine* Please let go.
Nine: *happily* Never! *cuddles*
13. 4 is next to 9, and therefore goes next. Who dies?By her request, Spiney dies.
14. Yep, that was random and uncalled for. But who did the bottle land on? Is 4 upset?The bottle lands on Anakin
Me: Um, I'm going to take a cue from Nine here *hugs Anakin... but lets go before it gets awkward*
Anakin: I'm cool with this.
Me: Me too ^^
15. 1 is next to 4, and revives whoever died in question 13, then spins. The bottle lands on the revived one. What is the kiss like?DISCLAIMER: Spiney told me what to post for this one, I am in no way responsible for the awkwardness that is about to ensue.Spiney: *slowly forming evil grin*
Vader: Now hold on a minute--
Spiney: *tackles Vader to the ground, kicks Nine off and kisses Vader passionately*
Everyone but Spiney, Nine, and Vader: *stares in disbelief*
Spiney: *stops kissing and happily sits in Vader's lap*
Vader: *tries to push Spiney away*
Spiney: *doesn't move*
*this repeats about ten times before Vader gives up*
Muren: Nine, how are you not weirded out by this?
Nine: I'm her Sona, I'm used to it.
16. Back to three. What's in the bottle?Piett: Hey, there's a paper in this bottle... *pulls it out, then quickly holds it close to his chest so the Jedi don't realize that he's holding the floor plans to the Jedi Temple*
17. Please continue with what you think would happen below.Piett quickly exits with the floor plans to report what he has found. Anakin, Muren, Luke, and Leia leave before anything any more bizarre happens. Spiney and Nine leave with Vader. Obi-Wan just shakes his head and leaves for the Jedi Temple. I give a sigh of relief that we all survived and that we avoided any incest kisses aside from Nine shoving Anakin in Vader's face.